Megan Fox Thinks She Looks Like Alan Alda. What?!

One of the things I love the most about the three actresses I have websites for (Megan Fox, Keira Knightley, and Angelina Jolie) is the fact that I never know what one of these girls is going to say or do next!

Megan recently caught us all off guard when she said she thought she looked like Alan Alda. Honestly, does this girl need glasses?!

Megan Fox, on the red carpet of the Golden Globes told interviewers, “I’m so painfully insecure I’m on the verge of vomiting right now.” “I’m a tranny,” she insisted. “I’m a man.”

When Salma Hayek walked by, Megan said, “I really want her boobs. Those are the most amazing boobs.”

However, the oddest comment of all may have involved my favorite TV actor, Megan’s fiance, Brian Austin Green. When explaining why he decided to stay home instead of coming to the Globes with her: “He doesn’t want to be my date,” she explained. “He’s a man. He has an ego.”

Surely, surely, surely she was just kidding. My man can’t be nuts, can he?!

Click any of the pictures for the larger version – for further proof that Megan doesn’t look like a Tranny, doesn’t look like Alan Alda, and doesn’t need Salma’s boobs.